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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate (www.theonion.com)
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion

[–] hamster@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I heard they don't even wash theirs.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.