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Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave (www.theonion.com)
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[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I'm ever so slightly disappointed that they didn't work in the recent statement about teaching the slaves "skills" to benefit them.