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Javascript can create atomic bombs (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by TechCodecPawx@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

<span>Please enable JavaScript to use this app</span>
document.getElementById("noscript").style.display = 'none';document.getElementById("noscript-info-with-bold-text").style.fontWeight = 'bold';document.getElementById("status__content__text").textContent="JS ecosystem is all hack upon hack upon hack upon hack. We love hacks, but don't want to relay on them to access my bank or watch a movie. Just send me a webpage, not a soup of obfuscated, impossible to edit scripts that assemble god sake app. That's the reason we can't have new browser engines anymore, try to disable one wrong thing and whole app breaks. Browsers are made as interactive documents viewers, not disposable operating systems.";