Toto makes a handheld battery powered travel bidet, if you didn't know. Instructions are in Japanese, but you can probably figure it out cuz there are illustrations.

[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and maybe this is my american ignorance leaking, but a portable bidet sounds hecking gross.... but i'll be a better person and do a bit o research. thanks

[–] I_hate_you_welcome@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s just a spray of water, it doesn’t go on or in your butt

[–] Qkall@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i've seen the mess my bidet has done ... i have ibs y'all... i feel like i'd make a mess of things. i'm scared :P

[–] I_hate_you_welcome@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Okay, that is a very real possibility, I didn’t even think about IBS

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Did someone just reinvent the Douche and renamed it?