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Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by thatwill@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thatwill@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's carting these huge fucking antlers around on a national tour just for the lamest of lame puns. He must have workshopped this "gag" and miraculously not died on his arse, for him to decide it's worth hauling the antlers around. Baffling.

[–] Erk@cdda.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TBF the right delivery can make a terrible joke funny.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Agreed, I probably would have laughed harder if he'd bled out.