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[โ€“] fluxion@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: people assume sharks attack humans because they sometimes look like seals, but in reality they can sense cancer in various parts of the body and their protective instincts lead them to severing those parts of the body.

[โ€“] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So if I'm attacted by a shark I have biiger issues to worry about?

[โ€“] fluxion@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, if you're attacked by a shark and it lets you go, you are most likely cured already

[โ€“] freecandy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should start a Shark Therapy business

[โ€“] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What do you suppose the sharks need therapy for?

[โ€“] kool_newt@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So if I'm out surfing and a shark passes me by, I'm either healthy or it's too late and the cancer has metastasized?

[โ€“] crag@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the info