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ETA Context: https://lemmy.world/post/24558150
I've started a community, can I have my blackjack and hookers now please?
You seem to have misunderstood, it's the person who started the community who is supposed to provide the blackjack and hookers ๐
But by that logic, you started the instance. Where's the instance-level blackjack and hookers? I demand a refund!
Lol nah it was TheDude who started the instance, I'll have to check with him about that and get back to you
Look, this is classic blame shifting. I'm on to your tricks! You just wait, I'm gonna be leaving a review about this on FediYelp!
Just wait until you find out that the admins have been keeping all the blackjack and hookers to ourselves ๐คซ
Dessalines told us it was okay because we were the vanguard party.
Definitely not a thing.
Anyway, these instances don't run themselves, back to the grindstone...
I'm summoning !conspiracytheories@lemmyunchained.net. They'll get to the bottom of this!
They've been suspiciously quiet for 9 months now. I don't want to read too much into that but... ๐ค
Nothing suspicious at all! It's election season, they have paying work to do.
Oh indeed, nothing much has happened in the last 9 months that could be construed as a conspiracy. I'm sure they'll spring back into action when these dull, uneventful times end.
Indeed! It's practically a curse to be living through such uninteresting times as these.