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[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How was the raccoon on the right going to shoot the raccoon on the left if the raccoon on the left shot it first? They obviously didn’t think this through.

[–] bruh_duh@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How was the raccoon on the right going to shoot the raccoon on the left if the raccoon on the left shot it first? They obviously didn’t think this through.

Raccoons can't go to the hospital for a gun wound. Any wound is going to be a fatal wound.

Raccoon 1 shoots Racoon 2 in the belly or the leg.
Raccoon 2 does not die immediately and then he shoots
Raccoon 1 in the belly or the leg. They both bleed out and die.

You obviously did not think this through.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They can go to the hospital, but since they don’t have a ssn and therefore don’t have any insurance they can’t get treated. This is by design.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Thanks, Obama!

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