this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Nah, goofus is a dumbass because he used his fingers. Use your dick on them, and they're all yours.
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This also works on things other than baked goods. It does not, however, work with toddlers. You don't get to keep them if you rub your dick on them.