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Ever been judged by a floor? (lemmy.world)

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I go on the escalator but walk because I'm only half lazy and also want to go fast

[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Walking fast on the moving sidewalks makes me feel like Captain America.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hmm, would running make you feel like the Flash? Or is that just not in the cards?

[–] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

...moving...sidewalks??

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ohhhhh. I was thinking more of street sidewalks.