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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 155 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent leaf?

[–] Sleezy_Salesman@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This gentleman touched my fruits!

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see you know your topiary well.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are you waiting to receive my wilted branch?

Without a subscription? Yes.