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Even in the 90s I was tired of working as a server, so after my lunch shift I went to the cell phone store next door and told them I wanted to sell phones instead of food. Hired me on the spot. The commissions back then were insane. Sign someone up for Nextel, they'd pay us $2500/customer and I'd get 10% of that. If I could only go back and buy apple stock with that money :'(
I... what... I was a waitress in the 2000's. I was unsure about the job security so during my lunch break one day, I went to the phone company shop next door where they hired me, so reading your story was really unsettling until that point. Turned out I was bored with the city and left for another country shortly after. Didn't buy bitcoin later.
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. But even then I knew I'd find a much better place. Either with or without you.
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
I'm really confused. (I know the song, I just don't know how we got here from there two comments up.)
Want some octopus pie while you mull it over?
Ooh, are we posting random webcomics?
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