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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm interested in seeing a judicial decision on whether a double ended dildo counts as one dildo or two dildos.

If you create a religion with a dildo being recognized by your dogma as official iconography, could you unlock "unlimited dildos" based upon religious freedom exceptions?

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

Bonus points if the religion is a sect of christanity.