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We have ways of making you talk (lemmy.world)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The trick is to cover the eyes and entire head with aluminum foil, then soak the animal in kerosine before making your child watch you microwave it.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, I was thinking you'd want it to ignite in the child's hands to really maximize the lifelong trauma and deep seated trust issues.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is a much better plan, but how do you ensure the delayed ignition? Some kind of det cord? Or a chemical catalyst?