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In his child-trafficking van with the Klan stickers on the back?
No, no. He's in the child trafficking van with the kkk wrap. The really gaudy one. Can't miss it.
Honestly I don't know how he drives it with that huge swastika obscuring the windshield.
You say wrap but I'm imagining an econoline van with a peaked roof made to look like a giant KKK hood doing jumps like the dumb and dumber dog van.
oh yeah! it was in the background when he did that interview where he forgot the mic was live and said “voters are all dumb cunts god i can’t wait to get my hands on all that sweet tax money so i can piss it away on tropical holidays and boats”
Yes, and thank you for trimming all the slurs and the half hour antisemitic (but also zionist?) rant out.