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[–] Sentau@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

How did she kiss his helmet without bending down? Also why is a sister of battle wearing heavy lipstick¿?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What do mean 'how'? She picked him up.

Not my particular favorite method but the few, lucky kings like these should take what they can get.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

When Katherine met the Big E, her hair turned platinum blonde, her lips turned red, and she put on loads of mascara. Every sororita of the Martyred Lady does their make-up like Marilyn in her honour.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

As for the other part: loooong neck