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Trump names former wrestling executive Linda McMahon as his pick for education secretary (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I’m buying reits. Real assets may hold their value while trump is purposely fucking shit up.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

Hit us with some ticker symbols.