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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Us normal pissers also listen to the booths when we suspect a weener-holder.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's why I act like I'm pooping. I'll sit down and make grunt noises while aiming my piss at the side of the bowl so no one hears I'm actually peeing. Because that's less embarrassing than knowing you all think I'm too afraid to piss in front of you. I even pull toilet paper out and wipe it on my thigh so all you actual Weiner holders believe I'm wiping my ass. Who's the fool now? Not only was I too afraid to pee in front of you, I convinced you I was taking a manly shit while you probably nodded in approval at the other Weiner holders next to you. Check mate.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oldest trick in the book. But you haven't thought about the smell!

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats why you allways carry some older poop with you

I detest you holders with my entire being, but you sir, I respect you as an adversary.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's why you should never properly clean the asshole and carry a shit mark on the trousers.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's why randomly drop change into the bowl to make people think I'm doing a twozy.