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submitted 1 day ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Based on trends witht he rest of his staff

So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?