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submitted 1 day ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.