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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 15 hours ago

Hey, even if you lose an election, that's still a good chance to turn a profit. Those pussy hats and rainbow flags basically print money! Just tell any white person they're being "an ally", and they eat that shit up!

Maybe democrats should start selling NFTs, and tell people that for each one they buy, they're adopting some migrant kid who's sitting in one of the concentration camps Biden never shut down.