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TIFU by not using objects in my object-oriented programming coursework (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 day ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

BallsFactory ballsFactory = new BallsFactory();
ballsFactory.setSuckable(true);
Balls balls = ballsFactory.create();

[–] whats_all_this_then@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

All of this is okay, but it's not production ready. This is what real production code looks like:

SuckableFactory suckableFactory = new SuckableFactory();
Suckable balls = suckableFactory
    .setShape(SuckableShapes.round)
    .setCount(2)
    .create();

SuctionProvider mouth = SuctionProvider.getInstance();

SuckerFactory suckerFactory = new SuckerFactory();
Sucker sucker = SuckerFactory.create():

sucker.setSuctionProvider(mouth);
sucker.setSuckable(balls);
sucker.setIntensity(SuckerSuctionIntensities.medium);
sucker.suckSuckable();

[–] whats_all_this_then@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Python port:

from ballsucker import suck
suck()