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Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | ONN (youtu.be)

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The biggest joke is that she wasn't in a plane.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If I recall correctly she owns a fleet of rental tour busses because when she was younger and her dad was trying to keep some semblance of normalcy in her life by only booking short tours nobody wanted to rent them a tour bus for only a few weeks. If you werent booking it for 6 months they didnt want to know you. He realised she had enough money to buy her own damn bus, so they did.

Well when artists knew she wasnt touring and wanted a bus for a few weeks they rang her dad and asked "Hey can we rent your bus for a month?" after it happened a few times he bought another bus, and another...