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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You just have to make friends with a pig farmer who has very gray morals

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chef's and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wanna be friends? I know a man who has some pigs he'll let people borrow, but I don't know any chefs or butchers.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we're going to need all the friends we can get.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Two pig guys are great

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Round here, we just gotta know where the swamp is and preferred gator hangouts. There's one area that got a nice documentary in the area for the sheer number of bodies found and while they were able to identify them, the person(s) who put them there is still not known

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Soap maker too. I've actually gotten into the hobby of making soap not too long ago.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How's your insomnia, Mr Durden?

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's a Fight Club reference, Tyler Durden makes soap in the beginning of the story.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Dope. We'll need it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

states they are a soap maker

"People who know how to make soap can disappear bodies!"

go on....