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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)
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[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The first time he was trying, poorly, to have talking points.

This time he would just straight up stand there and sway for 30 minutes and say the most stupid shit he could think of and still got elected.

The more Ive thought about it, it was just warming the liberals up to accepting that it's over.

So now the next steps are to consolidate power, declare himself president for life, and then invade Mexico or some shit.