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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think this should be a good way to win back money from failed Harris bets. I'd dare to put some money on a bet that there is going to be elections in 2028 and Trump is not going to be a candidate.

One of those win/everythingsfucked kind of bets.

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Well. He’s super old and eats like shit. There is a good chance he won’t be the nominee because he dies in office.

Don’t bet JD Vance won’r be on the ticket though