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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 101 points 4 days ago (28 children)

I was listening to a podcast and the host just factually read out the things Trump has been convicted for and has been found to have done throughout the years. It's insane! Enough shitbaggery to take down an 18th century European monarch, but Trump somehow just gets a pass on all of it, wtf?! Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

He stole money from cancer kids!! How does anyone politically survive that??

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is exactly why people are trying to kill him. If the system refuses to incapacitate him, the people will find a way.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 points 4 days ago

The people who have tried so far seem to be right wingers more interested in making a name for themselves than any ideological motive.

Those of us who already have dancing shoes for whenever his arteries finally finish the job aren't exactly looking forward to making him a martyr for President Vance to use either.

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