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Anon doesn't tip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not exactly legal, but a lot of places will charge the server for a done and dash.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Hmm, what about fake checks? Surely there's an angle here where the server isn't punished, I don't go to jail, and the restaurant takes a hit.