this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
174 points (90.7% liked)

Programmer Humor

19564 readers
1441 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The unicyclist on the left is saying the bicyclist is only riding a bike because they don't have enough skill for a unicycle. The unicyclist on the right is saying they can't learn to ride a bike because they've spent too much of their life riding a unicycle. It's a dig at people who don't want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a dig at people who don't want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.

Now that's a stretch, it could be anything (no, it couldn't, although I think this may have application to some other pairs of languages)

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, Rust is simply the big one right now. It could just as easily apply to people in the 1960's who didn't want to adopt structured programming, or a compiler at all.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I personally prefer the memory safety tools offered by D over Rust. D also doesn't come with const by default, and you can even opt out of the RAII stuff a certain graphics driver developer boasted about in the Linux developer mailings (RAII can be a bad for optimization).

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like this has come up before, and D is not memory safe. It has some helper-type features, but at the end of the day it is still C-like.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if you opt in it. You can even put @safe: in the beginning of your D source code, then you'll have a memory safe D (you have to opt out by using @trusted then @system).

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alright, I'll actually dive into the research again...

Oh, I see, D is garbage collected, so really it's more like Java or Python. Maybe that's what I'm remembering. Also, @safe code sounds like it's pretty limited - far more limited than non-unsafe Rust.

Basically, if a language had been Rust before Rust showed up, Rust would have been a non-event. They solved a problem that was legitimately open at the time.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean, that's just my interpretation. I don't think it's a stretch though, switching to memory safe languages like rust has been pretty big recently.

How did you interpret the comic?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I should have added a '/s', but I thought it is somewhat obvious, it really reminds of all the 'git gud at C instead of doing Rust'

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, hard to tell without the /s unfortunately.

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am both the left guy and right guy. If you can't program without using a memory safe language, it's a skill issue. But I also don't want to switch to rust because I like the challenge of manual memory management. (Also rust's syntax and semantics looks like it was designed by a monkey attacking a typewriter.)

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I write C++ professionally. Saying it's a skill issue doesn't solve the problem. If a dev with 15+ years of experience still isn't writing memory-safe C++ (ie. some of the people I work with), they're not going to learn now.

And if you're a project manager and you choose to use C++ because your team says they like the challenge then you should be fired.

Of course none of this applies to hobby projects...

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not a model for good programing. I don't program professionally, I just like challenging myself in my hobby projects.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I tried to learn assembly for that, but never did after all

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please tell me you just code golf or similar, and aren't making things for people to actually use and maintain.

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No, I don't do anything professionally. I just enjoy challenging myself.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Or Stockholm Syndrome

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I think it would be clearer if we saw the person on the bike pass by and the last panel was just the character laying on the ground