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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, on one hand there's eating The Onion; on the other, there's The Onion accidentally growing an apple... the latter has been happening a lot lately.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

you know how trump had his rant about how people would go "please mr president we want to stop winning"?

it happened but it happened to the onion instead, please can the onion stop winning? i don't want to win any more