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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
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[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... Because they absolutely would have just taken turns

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?

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