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I'd consult a doctor.... if you can still move.
Is jerking off in the morning and then at night so rare???
I was gonna say, that's only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn't seem so crazy to me.
I could easily make 60 a month happen even close to 40 if I wanted. Once you hit triple digits is when the worry should really begin
Yeah when I was a teen it was like 3-4 times a day every day. I’m 30 now so I needed a sanity check lol
Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that'll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there's one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that's about it
I miss spicy dreams. All of mine for the last few years has been me going to high school and middle school again and not remembering my locker code or forgetting a project.
They don't happen often, but they're pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard "the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out." :/
Hey you and me both with the teeth falling out! In my variant of these dreams, my molars start to crack and shatter and small bits of the tooth start falling out/are loose.
I don't think he knows about second jerkfast, Pip.
What's jerktaters, precious? What's jerktaters?
That probably depends on a lot of things, including age, general health, and relationship status.
I’m married if that helps.
It does. Because now somebody can jerk YOU off, and it won't inflate your own score.
True but my 2 a day exists outside of my wife. She just adds on to it. My high score is intact 🙏