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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[–] don@lemm.ee 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not anymore, there's a blanket

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago

Solar Flares: Fuck everything in that general direction and fuck your blanket in particular as well.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

So is oxygen, but you gotta keep breathing.

The sun at least also makes you happy.

[–] twoface@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dihydrogen monoxide also tries to kill you

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I would be much happier without it.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So is oxygen

Disingenuous nonsense. It's basically impossible to encounter a harmful concentration of oxygen in day to day life, while harmful amounts of sunlight are commonplace.

A lack of sunlight also doesn't kill you in less than ten minutes.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm talking about ROS, which you can't overdose on in the course of a day, but which are damaging your DNA and therefore cause cancer.

Why are you so hostile?