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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The recipe actually started off halfway decent until the donuts and mayonnaise lol

It definitely sounds like some classic 1950s cooking... The only things missing are maraschino cherries and cut up hot dog weiners

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

Then put the whole thing in a jello mold.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago

"then cover everything in aspic"

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No one mentions how most of the bored housewives used drugs back then. This recipe is missing jello!!

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Shoot to thrill!

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

And still not a salad lol, more like a dessert.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It started with prunes and cottage cheese. That's already bottom of the barrel right there.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hey cottage cheese is fantastic. Not as an ingredient though.