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Anon goes on a double date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Butter fly deez nuts?

That's not even clever. There's no way anyone even laughed. Which is also why he's so bitter and made up this story too probably

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I too only laugh at clever, highly intellectual jokes.