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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam (theonion.com)
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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH'S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY AND GENETIC INFERIORITY THAT CHARACTERIZE HIS WEAK AND DECADENT RACE.