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submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol, this isn't even a parody. It's just a very real thing he could say at any moment.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Normally when I say something is obviously satire and someone comes up with “BUT IN CURRENT DAY IT COULD HAPPEN” it pisses me off…

But you… you could not be more right hahahaha