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[–] fizzyvelcro@lemmy.world 35 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!