this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 116 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: finger up his butthole

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Fingers in butthole is the only truth

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.

[–] TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wife?