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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...