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Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there'd be perfect parity between the two events.
It's all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
It's it from other men applauding you?
Men, women and everyone in between.
Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy...
i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.
now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.
stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant