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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 117 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You may find you struggle with step 1.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been trying to do step one for years. But my bastard relatives refuse to die, and also refuse to be rich. Selfish I call it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

And then my siblings also think they're entitled to some of the non-existent inheritance. So many selfish people in my family...

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Zoos tend to struggle with Step 7 and they have far better conditions than a beat up converted freighter

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also step 2. $4MM is not enough to run the kind of vessel needed to go to the poles for the length of time needed.