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Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself (midwest.social)
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[โ€“] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The loaves and fishes... at the juggaloo convention!

EDIT: Huh... what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?

[โ€“] Pops@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Piggy pie and Faygo