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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to guess at "Incel excuses for not getting laid."

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And bathed

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Talking with some female friends the bar for men is so incredibly low. Trim your hair, bathe regularly, brush your teeth and be non-creepy and you're already in the top 50% or so

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, and wear clean clothes. That raises the bar a smidge.