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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

EVE Online: humanity’s distant future

Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”

Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser

Call of Duty: skip work to play

Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets

Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms

Halo

To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.