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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

What we all are. (At least statistically speaking)

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you sell your body 40 hours a week?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

NO, YOU PATHETIC SUB-HUMAN. I AM A CAPITALIST AND I CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR RISK INCURRING THE FURTHER WRATH OF MY DEVASTATING CAPS LOCK /ml