this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Next time you go back and pay them $20 for the pizza and pay back the owner the $20 he personally lent ya, thank him profusely and mention briefly that it was for the GF and he's now her hero.
Everyone gets a warm fuzzy, owner has $20 to use on next needy dude, we all get pizza.
Now I want pizza.
The owner was probably out less than $5 on the pizza if you're not counting opportunity costs.
Also, it was a $10 pizza, so I'm not sure where you're getting $20 from.
Yeah, just pay $20 next time and tell them to keep the change (tip jar or whatever).