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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Counter offer:

Cry.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I know it's not the most reasonable response...but it is my response

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Man I paid for a lady’s purchase at a little corner store in SF and she started crying… owner and I trying to console her while another customer is there… oof just reminded of that awkward memory