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C'mon man! Joe tried to forgive your student loans! He just couldn't.

Right now Joe is trying to hook me up with the most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart as fuck. She's got tiddies and bobbies and is very shapely and athletic. She's got a job. And she's totally into me. Anyway Joe is doing a great job. The only issue is that it's been hard for her to contact me for the past 4 years. But Joe will be trying his darndest! I already told my wife and she's voting Democrat too.

On the other hand Trump really wants to get rid of us. I think he's voting for my wife. But neither of us are voting for him.

That's how it works. I don't have time to think about others and their socialism... with their needs to be filled like student loans and child care and food when they're in their 90s. Nah na no. Wait hold on, I gotta get the hatchet 🪓 again, the long arm of the law is trying to grab my wife by the pussy again. I think they want to ban wet wipes now.