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[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've heard it called being "homelessexual"

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bindles and hitch free rides on freight trains.

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's considered sex trafficking in Canada!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Can I at least advertise myself to women between 25-60? Or even mail-order husband is covered under this?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

bro im gonna coom